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Famous Quotes & Quotations By Lenny Bruce:

Communism is like one big phone company.
~ Lenny Bruce Quotes - Category: Communism.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
~ Lenny Bruce Quotes - Category: School.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
~ Lenny Bruce Quotes - Category: Justice.

Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."
~ Lenny Bruce Quotes - Category: Censorship.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.
~ Lenny Bruce Quotes - Category: Comedy.

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.
~ Lenny Bruce Quotes - Category: Comedy.

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