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Quotes By W.C. Fields


Famous Quotes & Quotations By W.C. Fields:

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes - Category: Money.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes - Category: Alcohol, Women.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes - Category: Politics.

Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes - Category: Gambling.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes - Category: Alcohol.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes - Category: Failure, Success.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes - Category: Confidence.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes - Category: Alcohol.

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