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Quotes By Will Rogers


Famous Quotes & Quotations By Will Rogers:

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Debt.

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Communism.

Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Military, War.

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: College.

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Clothes.

Everybody is ignorant - only on different subjects.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Ignorance.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Politics.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Society, Teenagers.

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Driving.

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Winter.

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Stupidity.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Politics, Promises.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Taxes.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Advertising.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Freedom.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Integrity.

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Business, Complaining.

The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Politics.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Taxes.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Politics.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Government, Trickery.

Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Nostalgia.

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Politics.

Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
~ Will Rogers Quotes - Category: Feminism.

You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
~ Will Rogers Quotes, New York Times, 23 December 1929 - Category: War.

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