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Dental Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Dentistry:

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
~ George D. Prentice.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
~ Helen Rowland.

Dentist: A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
~ Ambrose Bierce.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
~ Mark Twain.

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain.
~ Richard Baxter Quotes, Poetical Fragments.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
~ William R. Alger.

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
~ Miguel de Cervantes Quotes, Don Quixote, 1605.

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
~ Martin H. Fischer.

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
~ Graham Greene.

For there was never yet philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.
~ William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
~ Johnny Carson.

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
~ Martin H. Fischer.

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
~ George D. Prentice.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.
~ Mason Cooley.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
~ Paul Merton.

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental.
~ Ogden Nash.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
~ George Bernard Shaw.

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth.
~ Thomas Fuller.

There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.
~ Henry Lytton Bulwer.

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
~ Author Unknown.

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