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Dieting Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Dieting:

Gluttony is not a secret vice.
~ Orson Welles.

Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin
Surprise thee, and her black attendant, Death.
~ John Milton.

I am a nutritional overachiever.
~ Author Unknown.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
~ Erma Bombeck.

I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops.
~ Marie Mott.

I didn't just fall off the wagon. I let the wagon fall on me.
~ Oprah Winfrey.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
~ Jean Kerr.

I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they'll find me like a strip of bacon - a streak of lean and a streak of fat.
~ Texas Guinan.

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
~ Ed Bluestone.

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.
~ Jane Wagner.

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
~ Author Unknown.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
~ Mae West Quotes.

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.
~ Dave Barry.

I think I just ate my willpower.
~ Author Unknown.

If food is your best friend, it's also your worst enemy.
~ Edward "Grandpa" Jones, 1978.

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.
~ Author Unknown.

If I can't have too many truffles I'll do without.
~ Colette.

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
~ Dawn French.

If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.
~ Elmer Rice.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
~ Jean Kerr.

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.
~ Jason Love Quotes.

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.
~ H.S. Leigh.

I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.
~ Jennifer Greene Duncan.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?
~ Author Unknown.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
~ Shelley Winters.

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