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Dieting Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Dieting:

I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.
~ Author Unknown.

I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.
~ Author Unknown.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.
~ Dolly Parton Quotes.

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
~ Benjamin Franklin Quotes.

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
~ Stephen Phillips.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
~ Author Unknown.

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
~ Plutarch.

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.
~ Hugh Allen.

It's not women's fault that diets don't work. It's not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom.
~ Dr. Wayne Callaway.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
~ Roseanne Barr.

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
~ Erma Bombeck.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
~ Totie Fields.

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
~ Paula Poundstone.

Life itself is the proper binge.
~ Julia Child.

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
~ John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society.

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
~ Harry Secombe.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
~ Orson Welles.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
~ Henny Youngman.

Never eat more than you can lift.
~ Miss Piggy.

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
~ George Bernard Shaw Quotes.

Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
~ Author Unknown.

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
~ Author Unknown.

Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.
~ Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave.

Obesity is really widespread.
~ Joseph O. Kern II.

One should eat to live, not live to eat.
~ Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes, Rhetoricorum LV.

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