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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Dieting:

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
~ Author Unknown.

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
~ Chris Adams.

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
~ Dan Bennett.

Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
~ Phillip C. McGraw, The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom, 2003.

Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends.
~ Author Unknown.

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."
~ P.G. Wodehouse.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
~ Author Unknown.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
~ Andy Rooney.

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
~ Author Unknown.

The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity.
~ Mervyn Deitel.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.
~ Author Unknown.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
~ Dave Barry.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
~ Author Unknown.

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
~ Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave.

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.
~ Peggy Ryan.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.
~ Jackie Gleason.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
~ Mark Twain Quotes.

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
~ William Shakespeare Quotes.

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.
~ Proverb.

We never repent of having eaten too little.
~ Thomas Jefferson Quotes, 1825.

We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.
~ Author Unknown.

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad.
~ Janette Barber.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
~ Woody Allen Quotes.

Where do you go to get anorexia?
~ Shelley Winters.

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
~ Author Unknown.

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