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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Drugs:

A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.
~ Eric Hodgins.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
~ Lily Tomlin.

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.
~ Thomas Szasz.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
~ P.J. O'Rourke.

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
~ Leighann Lord.

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
~ John Hardwick.

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
~ TV: South Park, spoken by Chef.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
~ Bob Hope.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
~ P.J. O'Rourke.

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
~ Author Unknown.

Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
~ Abbie Hoffman.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
~ Robin Williams.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
~ Author Unknown.

Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them.
~ Martin H. Fischer, Fischerisms.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
~ Tug McGraw: When asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf, 1974.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
~ Author Unknown.

I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills.
~ Malcolm Muggeridge, 1962.

If God dropped acid, would he see people?
~ Steven Wright.

I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice.
~ Kurt Rambis: On drug testing.

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
~ Author Unknown.

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