Famous Quotes & Quotations About Husbands:
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
~ Ogden Nash.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
~ H.V. Prochnow.
The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
~ Leo J. Burke.
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
~ W. Somerset Maugham.
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
~ H.L. Mencken.
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals.
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.
~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.
~ Duane Dewel.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
~ Helen Rowland.
Being a husband is a whole-time job.
~ Enoch Arnold Bennett.
Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love.
~ William Penn.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
~ Mary Buckley.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
~ Helen Rowland.
Such duty as the subject owes the prince, even such a woman oweth to her husband.
~ William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew.
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
~ Oscar Wilde.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
~ Honore de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
~ Robert Frost.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
~ Author Unknown.
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