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Marriage Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Marriage:

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
~ Andre Maurois.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor.

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
~ Author Unknown.

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
~ Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
~ Mignon McLaughlin.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
~ Mae West.

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~ Rosemonde Gerard.

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
~ Robert Browning.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.
~ Jack Nicholson.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~ Rita Rudner.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
~ Evelyn Hendrickson.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
~ Abraham Lincoln.

If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,
Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless
Against them while they stand so.
~ Maxwell Anderson.

I'm single because I was born that way.
~ Mae West.

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
~ Mae West.

Let all thy joys be as the month of May,
And all thy days be as a marriage day.
~ Francis Quarles.

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
~ Jerry Falwell, Crossfire, May 17, 1997.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~ Rita Rudner.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.
~ Mae West.

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