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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Men:

It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men.
~ Mae West Quotes.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
~ Mae West Quotes.

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
~ Mae West Quotes.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
~ Mae West Quotes.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
~ Mae West Quotes.

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.
~ Betty Dodson.

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
~ Jayne Mansfield.

Men can live without air a few minutes, without water for about two weeks, without food for about two months - and without a new thought for years on end.
~ Kent Ruth.

Men don't fake orgasm - no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose.
~ Allan Pease.

Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth, more than ruin, more even than death. Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man.
~ Bertrand Russell Quotes.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
~ Rita Rudner.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
~ Andy Rooney.

Men who borrow their opinions can never repay their debts.
~ George Savile, Marquess de Halifax, Miscellaneous Thoughts and Reflections.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
~ Mae West Quotes.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
~ Dave Barry.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
~ Woody Allen Quotes.

Some men are all right in their place - if they only knew the right places!
~ Mae West Quotes.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
~ Rita Rudner.

Some women pick men to marry - and others pick them to pieces.
~ Mae West Quotes.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
~ Mae West Quotes.

The moment a man claims a right to control the will of a fellow being by physical force, he is at heart a slaveholder.
~ Henry C. Wright, The Liberator, 7 April 1837.

The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
~ William Osler.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
~ Clare Booth Luce.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
~ Lily Tomlin Quotes.

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