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Famous Quotes & Quotations About School:

Based on a thorough analysis of the five-year academic results at all 2,850 schools appearing in the Institute's Report Card on Ontario's Elementary Schools, we rated the schools on three categories of academic performance. The awards will be presented to the top school team in each category. The outstanding performance of Toronto schools should be an inspiration and a challenge to school teams across the province.
~ Peter Cowley.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
~ Mae West.

I felt alienated at school, and I never did well with girls.
~ Burt Bacharach.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
~ Jeff Foxworthy.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
~ Lenny Bruce.

If scientists seriously think natural selection applies to humans, they haven't been in high school in a long time.
~ Kayle Storm.

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.
~ Jack Nicholson.

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
~ Mark Twain.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
~ Rodney Dangerfield.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
~ Norm Crosby.

She's dangerous. She’s guilty of terrorizing a school community, terrorizing students. If she wants to do that, let her be a teacher for the Taliban.
~ Gary Gambardella.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
~ Gracie Allen.

The way to improve schools is to give parents real options by providing parents with full school choice by allowing parents to choose another public school or a private school. If the [more than 500,000 Texas students in poor public schools] were able to go to private schools, then public schools would be encouraged to accept these children, and our public school system would have a true incentive to improve.
~ Allan Parker.

Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.
~ Beatrix Potter.

This isn't a secession from the school district. This is something that will essentially form a partnership between our school and the school district. The school is a treasure. It's one of those great community schools where the community is heavily involved and participating in activities at the school.
~ Erik Olson.

To sentence a man of true genius, to the drudgery of a school is to put a racehorse on a treadmill.
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

When egos clash often between you and the school principal, it is not too wise to develop a mad crush on his attractive daughter. For this will certainly amount to adding gasoline to a raging inferno.
~ A.J. Chilson.

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.
~ Author Unknown.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.
~ Jack Nicholson.

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