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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Sex:

Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
~ Mae West Quotes.

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field.
~ Tori Amos Quotes.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
~ Woody Allen Quotes.

Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release.
~ Sommeil Liberosensa.

How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.
~ Flash Rosenberg.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor.

I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
~ Author Unknown.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
~ Jack Nicholson Quotes.

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
~ J. Edgar Hoover (attributed).

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
~ John Waters.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
~ Author Unknown.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
~ Jay McInerney.

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
~ Author Unknown.

If nobody wants to sell sex, it is a crime to force anyone to do so. But when men or women do want to sell their bodies, they should have that full right without encountering punishment or discrimination. If the client behaves decently, the relationship between the sex buyer and the sex seller must be considered a purely private transaction.
~ Nils Johan Ringdal, Love For Sale.

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
~ Louise Sammons.

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
~ Gore Vidal Quotes.

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
~ Author Unknown.

Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime.
~ George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Everybody's Political What's What, 1944.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
~ Movie: Sextette, 1978, Marlo Manners (Mae West Quotes).

Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
~ TV The Golden Girls.

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
~ Mrs. Patrick Campbell.

It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
~ Elizabeth Taylor.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
~ Chinese Proverb.

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
~ Marge Piercy.

It takes two to get one in trouble.
~ Mae West Quotes.

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