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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Sex:

What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.
~ Henry Fielding.

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
~ Author Unknown.

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
~ Frederike Ryder.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~ Author Unknown.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
~ Matt Groening.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
~ Mae West Quotes.

When modern woman discovered the orgasm, it was, combined with modern birth control, perhaps the biggest single nail in the coffin of male dominance.
~ Eva Figes.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
~ Robert A. Heinlein Quotes.

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
~ Groucho Marx.

Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex."
~ Dick Cavett.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
~ George Bernard Shaw Quotes.

You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong!
~ TV: Sex And The City.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
~ W. Somerset Maugham Quotes, The Bread-Winner.

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.
~ David Duchovny Quotes.

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