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Shopping Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Shopping:

A bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need.
~ Sidney Carroll Quotes.

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
~ Franklin P. Jones.

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
~ Author Unknown.

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.
~ Harold Coffin.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
~ Oscar Wilde Quotes.

But it is a cold, lifeless business when you go to the shops to buy something, which does not represent your life and talent, but a goldsmith's.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?
~ Rita Rudner.

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift.... The hangover comes the day after.
~ Joyce Brothers.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
~ Tammy Faye Bakker.

I like my money right where I can see it - hanging in my closet.
~ TV: Sex and the City.

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium."
~ Steven Wright.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
~ Steven Wright.

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
~ Cynthia Nelms.

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
~ Author Unknown.

On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years.
~ Judith Krantz.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
~ Dave Barry.

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
~ Sinclair Lewis.

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
~ Erma Bombeck.

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
~ Adrienne Gusoff.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
~ Author Unknown.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
~ Erma Bombeck.

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
~ Mad Magazine.

The other line moves faster.
~ Etorre's Observation.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
~ Marcelene Cox.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.
~ Mignon McLaughlin Quotes.

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