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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Television:

Benito Mussolini is being put through the grinder of a television biography and the result resembles Italian sausage - of the spicy variety.
~ Author Unknown.

Each day a few more lies eat into the seed with which we are born, little institutional lies from the print of newspapers, the shock waves of television, and the sentimental cheats of the movie screen.
~ Norman Mailer.

For hundreds of years, that was the major form of entertainment: The grown-ups sat around and watched the kids play. Now they sit around and watch the television. The actors are the kids.
~ David Duchovny Quotes.

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.
~ Douglas Adams.

I like that totally mixed up kind of eclectic group of personal props and bits of costume and I think the fun of doing that is where I was very lucky with Doctor Who.
~ Lalla Ward Quotes.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
TV: South Park, spoken by Kyle.

I can't believe people got so upset at the sight of a single breast! America is so parochial, I may just have to move to Europe where people are more mature about things like that!
~ Janet Jackson Quotes.

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
~ R. Serling.

Princess Rose should indeed be a TV movie, assuming something doesn't go wrong. I don't know how good a movie it will be, because the way movie folk think is different from the way writers think, and I distrust what isn't done my way. This is what I call a healthy paranoia.
~ Piers Anthony.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
~ Author Unknown.

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free.
~ Jason Love Quotes.

Sports are too much with us. Late and soon, sitting and watching - mostly watching on television - we lay waste our powers of identification and enthusiasm and, in time, attention as more and more closing rallies and crucial putts and late field goals and final playoffs and sudden deaths and world records and world championships unreel themselves ceaselessly before our half-lidded eyes.
~ Roger Angell.

My first crush was Barry Manilow. He performed on TV and I taped it. When no was around I'd kiss the screen.
~ Janet Jackson Quotes.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.
~ Art Buchwald, 1969.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television.
~ Jack Nicholson Quotes.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing?
~ Samuel Goldwyn.

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